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hawkbramble:

THE BEST PLOT TWIST

Thought this was going somewhere else omg
kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE
haanigram:

REALLY. WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. LETS PUT ASIDE THE FACT THAT THIS TECHNIQUE LIKELY ENSURES BITS OF SHELL IN YOUR FANCY PINK TROUSER EGGS FOR BREAKFAST - REALLY ???REALLY HANNIBAL LECTER??? YOU CANNOT MUSTER THE EXTRA THREE SECONDS TO USE YOUR HANDS TO CRACK ONE DUMPY LITTLE EGG ??? BECAUSE - NO - IM HANNIBAL JESUS CHRIST FRANNIBAL AND MY GOD COMPLEX IMPEDES MY ABILITY TO CRACK A FUCKING EGG LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. WITH THEIR HANDS. THIS SERIAL KILLER DOESNT USE HIS HANDS. THIS CANNIBAL PAINSTAKINGLY PERFECTS THE PRACTICE OF CRACKING AN EGG ON THE EDGE OF A FUCKING SPATULA.
THE CANNIBALISTIC MURDERS ARE HELLO KITTY TOYS COMPARED TO THIS HORSESHIT
YOU DISGUST ME

pussylipgloss:

LESSSGOOOOOO

(via the-thousand-sunny)

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